The title of this post says it all. We are here to save you from yourself. Rather than give mom yet another bouquet that will wither and leave her sad within days, give the gift of humor, the gift of literature, the gift of contrition.
Offered together for the first time in our Mother’s Day Bundle of Joy, The Baby is Disappointing, Babies Ruin Everything, and Baby Apocalypse tell the full story of the wreckage you have inflicted on poor mom all these years. Let her know how sorry you are for ruining her life. The truth may hurt at first, but they say time heals all wounds. Eventually, anyway. Why not get started now?
Also the perfect gift for the new mother. Let her know what is coming just around the bend! She’ll thank you for it. We promise.
For the economically savvy among you, note that at $20, the baby bundle amounts to a $10 savings (each book retails for $10 individually). What better way to honor mom than buying her discounted goods? She’ll be so proud of you.
Be sure to jot a gift note when you order, and Robbi will hand write it in one of our Baby is Disappointing cards, each featuring an archival-quality mini print from The Baby is Disappointing.
Enough rambling. The time is now to lift mom’s heart with books, books, books. We’ll send them to you or directly to her. Here’s that link again.
Can I just buy this fab Moms’ Day gift set directly from you, save shipping, & handwrite my own note?
Stu – I will only allow you to do this if your handwriting is impeccable.
Stu: Of course. You can ring the bell and we will appear, as if by magic. Are you one of those people who hates Robbi’s handwriting? Join the club.