Let’s start with what this week’s auction isn’t: a portrait of Elvis Aaron Presley, King of Rock and Roll.
To be clear: this is a portrait of an Elvis impersonator, and a pretty terrible one at that. To be even clearer: this is a portrait of a terrible Elvis impersonator, not a terrible portrait of an Elvis impersonator. The portrait is at least passable, but the Elvis impersonator is unarguably awful.
As further disclaimer, this image is not rendered on velvet, though Robbi admits that it would be a lot more badass if it were.
You know you want to give this illustration to your mom for Valentines Day. She loves Elvis (and Elvis impersonators), even if she won’t admit it. So go ahead and start the bidding.
