Ok people. Robbi’s 15 minutes of dancing stardom is just two days away. It’s time to get serious in support of the girl. Though I lack the funds to put her over the top, I possess something else the world needs even more, the ability to motivate. Let me explain.
Should Robbi win the competition on Saturday Night, yours truly will don these shorts and pose for a photo on this blog.
Excited at this prospect? Cast votes for Robbi.
Horrified? Vote for the competition.
Either way, kids win, so I’ll be happy.
If you’re looking for a different form of inspiration, here is a sneak peek at Robbi rocking the same shorts (and doing them great honor, if you ask me).
If you are STILL not persuaded, we have one final offer (we hope) you will not be able to refuse. Anyone who casts 25 or more votes for Robbi (that’s a measly $25) will get a free copy of this classic Robbi print, Bad Bird (which, coincidentally, usually sells for $25).
If you’re interested in taking advantage of this blatant attempt to buy votes: 1) Pay the piper to the tune of $25 or more, 2) leave a comment here letting us know you want a copy of the print.
So whether to revel in the sight of me in tight silver hotpants, to bulk up your art collection, or for the sake of helping kids, why not cast a vote?