One of you asked Robbi to draw an aardvark, and being a friendly, agreeable sort of person who always likes to please others, she cheerfully followed suit.
And if you believe that, you don’t know Robbi, who never draws anything unless she feels like drawing it. As it turns out, she felt like drawing an aardvark. And so she did.
As it turns out, this drawing is not yet complete. You might have noticed that the book is blank. Robbi will draw or write whatever the auction winner likes on its cover (as space allows and within the standards of good taste, of course).
If you are so inspired to own this aardvark, you may bid. The auction closes at 12:30pm next Monday, February 18.
And if you have a suggestion for something else you would like Robbi to draw, by all means tell her. But keep in mind that she will not draw it unless she g@#$%m well feels like it.