It’s 1:45pm. Robbi has just marched Alden around in the sun to get her good and tired. The child is now napping, as is her brother.
We have applied the stamps and printed the mailing labels.
A large pile of Makers Tiles sits waiting to be stuffed into envelopes.
Those subscribers among you are mere dozens of hours away from receiving your very own copy. Those of you who are not subscribers will spend the next few days bitterly cursing your bad fortune. Unless…
There’s never been a better time than this very moment moment to sign on for a full year of absolute happiness. Just $60 for the next six books we make. Reward yourself for having such nice teeth. Pamper yourself for the difficult Wednesday you’ve had. Or order a subscription as a gift for a recent college graduate, easing the sting of the discouraging job market with some provocative printed material.
Whatever your reason, we cordially invite you to take the plunge and subscribe.
If you do, all this could be yours.
Ok, perhaps “all” is overstatement. You will only get one set of Makers Tiles. But it sounds more persuasive than “one of these could be yours,” don’t you think?