Yesterday we were driving Eastern Shore backroads and came along the sign for this fine establishment.
The question is, what wares, exactly, is Twinny’s Sun & Guns peddling? My mind races with theories, but lest I pollute the waters, will hold them in check for now. The person who offers the most plausible explanation (in my humble judgment) wins a copy of either The Vast Sahara (in which the sun plays a prominent role) or Let me Count the Ways (which contains various guns, some of which are fired).
No fair using Google to come up with the actual answer, which will almost surely be less interesting than whatever scenarios our unhinged imaginations might inspire. And come to think of it, it’s probably a stretch to think that the Sun & Guns has developed a comprehensive web site. But perhaps I do not give them enough credit?
The winner will be announced on Wednesday. In the mean time, I’ll do my best to divine the actual business plan of Twinny’s Sun and Guns, whatever it might be.