Right before we left for Alaska, I took the van to the car wash. Alden loves the car wash. She tells me, “We’re giving the car a bath, Papa.”
The van was really dirty. I splurged for the $9 Super Wash.
Two kinds of soap.
Deluge
Rinse
Done
I’m not sure what inspired me to wash the car right before we left town for a month. Perhaps it’s the same sort of self-defeating impulse that compels us to clean up the house only when company is due to arrive.





Was thinking of you two while reading “This is a Book,” by Demitri Martin. Definitely your kind of fey and twisted humor – check him out!