In which math tests are taken, prom dates arranged, and conformity celebrated. Featuring superheroes, monsters, Beowulf, and a gigantic brassiere. Complex thematic backdrop incorporates hamsters, a vat of Cool Whip, Mother Goose, the 10 plagues of Egypt, Freud, and a baby with a meat cleaver.

This panel from Nasty Chipmunk depicts yet another grisly fight to the death between best friends/sworn enemies Nasty Chipmunk and Give Me Your Money Bunny.

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As the little girl hero of My Henderson Robot will tell you, it's probably not a good idea to let Dad steer the ship when a killer octopus is on the prowl.

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For writing notes to political junkies and animal lovers alike, this card set featuring illustrations from Animal House commemorates the fun and games of the 2008 election.

Do you wear black turtlenecks? Black berets? Black socks? Do you curse in French? Do you also curse in other languages? Do you sneer at puppies? At defenseless children?

If you answered ‘yes’ to all or most of these, then you must be an artist! Reward yourself with this self-portrait!

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This self portrait of Kato B. Ribbu (circa 2003) captures the artist's wry humor, sharp teeth, and tendency to lurk in trees.

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Even when you’re a rather large man with a very long scarf, you still need to get the opera on time. Even if your motorcycle is especially small. Even if all you have for a hat is a funny little bomber helmet.

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Good old Bill, that horny goat. This and other panels from Animal House make fine gifts for the politically-minded. (Portrats of George Bush, Dick Cheney, Nancy Pelosi, Karl Rove, Hillary Clinton, Sarah Palin, John McCain, Joe Biden, and Barack Obama also available).

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The world is full of things that bite and scratch and howl and prey, so when you find a hole in a tree, it’s good to spend a moment there, catching your breath, peering out, clinging to whatever you can find. On the other hand, it’s bad to have a long yellow beak that protrudes like a beacon, in spite of your best attempts to be inconspicuous.

This is an illustration by Robbi Behr of Idiots’Books, who lacks a beak but draws attention to herself anyways on account of her horrible haircut.

For now, this illustration is only available via our Ebay auction, but we will post it here for sale next week.

Celebrate the defining adjectives of Idiots’Books (as classified by the New York magazine Approval Matrix, November 2009).

Screen printed on a super-soft American Apparel men’s-style T-shirt.

Celebrate the defining adjectives of Idiots’Books (as classified by the New York magazine Approval Matrix, November 2009).

Screen printed on a super-soft American Apparel ladies-style T-shirt with a figure-flattering cut.

Captain A-OK is the best kind of superhero. He's not a hyperbolic drama queen. He's the kind of superhero that reassures you that things are, well, just okay. Just like Oklahoma is OK. Not great. Maybe not worth stopping anywhere if you're driving through, but you probably won't get carjacked either.

The perfect outfit for those shwanky no-pants cocktail parties you go to every weekend. Why just eat cheese when you can use it to cover your buns? These boxers tend to run a bit small; we recommend ordering one size larger than you usually would.

This is the perfect tie for your shwanky cocktail parties. Why just eat cheese when you can wear it on your person? Just keep an eye out for the mouse.

The classic conundrum unfolds with silky comfort against your upper thighs and backside: which came first, the chicken or the roasted chicken? These boxers tend to run a bit small; we recommend ordering one size larger than you usually would.

The classic conundrum unfolds: which came first, the chicken or the roasted chicken? Robbi’s chicken tie was purchased by the wife of Frank Purdue. Haven’t you always wanted to dress like Frank Purdue?

Man’s best friend has such simple aspirations. Just a scratch behind the ears, a daily allotment of dried kibble, and a bright red hydrant on which to take a leak. These boxers tend to run a bit small; we recommend ordering one size larger than you usually would.

Man’s best friend has such simple aspirations. Just a scratch behind the ears, a daily allotment of dried kibble, and a bright red hydrant on which to take a leak.

It many be true that no man is an island, but a whale can surely look like one. Alligators and wildebeests might benefit from tiny birds to clear the insects from their backs, but whales prefer to sun themselves unhampered and unlanded-on.

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Do it! Right now! Take out your pencil, pen, nub of chalk, or sharpie. Find some paper or an unsuspecting wall. Have at it, man!

Screen printed on a super-soft American Apparel men’s-style T-shirt.

Do it! Right now! Take out your pencil, pen, nub of chalk, or sharpie. Find some paper or an unsuspecting wall. Have at it, lady!

Screen printed on a super-soft American Apparel ladies-style T-shirt with a figure-flattering cut.

Listen up, parents: eventually you have to stop sitting on your offspring, even if it leaves you with a cold rump and no one to devour the things you regurgitate.

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It has happened to us all. We lift the jug to our eager lips and take a swig only to discover a moment too late that the milk has gone bad, our mouths are full of clotted chunks, and the heavens are just a bit more calcium enriched than they were before the expiration date. Note that the reverse side of this illustration features Robbi’s original sketch for the piece, in which the departed souls of a number of badly overripe food items are seen departing the earthly host. She ultimately decided the illustration worked better when simplified, the same of which is often true for Robbi herself.

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Before Americans ruled our proud nation, French explorers ran rampant across the land, seeking, discovering, naming, and harming. Celebrating these bold, important men (as featured in Facial Features of French Explorers by sending them to your mom, life coach, or high school history teacher.