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Studies have demonstrated that Idiots’Books subscribers jump higher, smile bigger, and whistle more frequently than those who content themselves with Hegel and Proust. Subscriptions make great gifts for birthdays, weddings, reform school graduations, and various midwinter holidays.
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Subscriptions
$60.00
For less than the price of 30 cups of coffee, subscribers receive six illustrated books in the mail throughout the year. Further, books neither stain your teeth nor raise your blood pressure (unless they are extremely suspenseful books about the love lives of teenage vampires, which ours usually are not). Subscriptions make excellent gifts for birthdays, weddings, boat christenings, and various midwinter holidays.
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Subscriptions - Canada
$70.00
For less than the price of 30 cups of coffee and a tuque, subscribers receive six illustrated books in the mail throughout the year. Further, books neither stain your teeth nor raise your blood pressure (unless they are extremely suspenseful books about the love lives of teenage vampires, which ours usually are not). Subscriptions make excellent gifts for birthdays, weddings, boat christenings, and various midwinter holidays.
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Subscriptions - International (non-Canada)
$80.00
For less than the price of 30 cups of coffee, a turtleneck sweater, and a beret, subscribers receive six illustrated books in the mail throughout the year. Further, books neither stain your teeth nor raise your blood pressure (unless they are extremely suspenseful books about the love lives of teenage vampires, which ours usually are not). Subscriptions make excellent gifts for birthdays, weddings, boat christenings, and various midwinter holidays.
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