Prints

We know your walls are bare, pathetic stretches of fading paint or curling wallpaper. We have higher aspirations for you. For as little as $20, you can own a genuine Idiots’Book archival print. Below is a gallery of popular images, but we will make prints of any illustration from any of our books—or any of the images on Robbi’s illustration web site. Just write us if you want a print that’s not on the list.

Small prints are printed on 8.5″ x 11″ sheets (and trimmed according to dimension); large ones are printed on 13″ x 19″ sheets (and trimmed according to dimension). Write us if you want to know the exact measurements of the print you’re considering.

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    • Admiring One Another

      Admiring One Another

      from $20.00

      This panel from Nasty Chipmunk depicts yet another grisly fight to the death between best friends/sworn enemies Nasty Chipmunk and Give Me Your Money Bunny.

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    • An Ocean Voyage

      An Ocean Voyage

      from $20.00

      As the little girl hero of My Henderson Robot will tell you, it's probably not a good idea to let Dad steer the ship when a killer octopus is on the prowl.

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    • Bad Bird

      Bad Bird

      from $20.00

      This self portrait of Kato B. Ribbu (circa 2003) captures the artist's wry humor, sharp teeth, and tendency to lurk in trees.

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    • Bill

      Bill

      from $20.00

      Good old Bill, that horny goat. This and other panels from Animal House make fine gifts for the politically-minded. (Portrats of George Bush, Dick Cheney, Nancy Pelosi, Karl Rove, Hillary Clinton, Sarah Palin, John McCain, Joe Biden, and Barack Obama also available).

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    • Frog and Butterfly

      Frog and Butterfly

      from $20.00

      Straight from the terrifying mind of Robbi Kato Behr (and perhaps the truest example of her illustration style unplugged).

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    • Gross Domestic Product

      Gross Domestic Product

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      After all the funnel cakes are gone and there are no more things to buy, we have to send our hungry ways to other places (as the final panel of Dawn of the Fats reveals).

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    • He Let Everything Go

      He Let Everything Go

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      This panel from The Clearing celebrates the cathartic release of grim epiphany. The tent is your dark heart, the flock of birds your primal scream.

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    • Interlude

      Interlude

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      This panel from The Contented shows the solitary torturer engaged in daily chores, surprised by something colorful emerging from the drab.

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    • Just Up and Shoot Me

      Just Up and Shoot Me

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      What can be better than quality time spent with family and loved ones? As Let Me Count the Ways reveals, the answer might depend on whether or not they are armed.

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    • Mother Superior

      Mother Superior

      from $20.00

      As loving depicted in The Nearly Perfect Sisters of the Holy Bliss, Mother Superior has her eye on you (and her finger on the pulse of your transgressions).

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    • My Family Lived on Brussels Sprouts

      My Family Lived on Brussels Sprouts

      from $20.00

      Literally. Our house was on top of those Brussels sprouts. Understand, please, that we did not eat them. We ate other things like cheesecake and capers and watermelon rind.

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    • Outrageous Demands

      Outrageous Demands

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      A girl will go a long way to make it in Hollywood, especially if the alternative is living in Nebraska. If you don't like this illustration from Ten Thousand Stories, there are 9,999 others you might consider.

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    • Punch in the Face

      Punch in the Face

      from $20.00

      Robbi drew this when she was mad. That whole thing about not messing with Texas applies doubly to Robbi.

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    • Shout

      Shout

      from $20.00

      People have conjectured that this illustration is about the release of repressed emotion. People have speculated that this illustration is about the aftermath of a particularly raucous night on the town. You decide.

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    • Sieur de la Salle

      Sieur de la Salle

      from $20.00

      Sieur de la Salle discovered the Mississippi Valley. His full, bushy beard notwithstanding, he was, like most of his compatriots in Facial Features of French Explorers, not necessarily the nicest of guys.

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    • The Baby is Not Promising

      The Baby is Not Promising

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      This panel from The Baby is Disappointing reveals that there's no shame to coming in third (unless you're the only one competing).

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    • Vol. 27: Six Degrees of Francis Bacon

      Vol. 27: Six Degrees of Francis Bacon

      $15.00

      Dispose of your unwieldy Norton! For only $15, the entire history of literature is here encapsulated on a 2’ x 3’ poster. From God to Hemingway to Kafka to Danielle Steel, the 50 greatest names in the history of literature are here depicted, described (Charles Dickens “accidentally sang a Christmas carol to Philip Roth,” for example), and inevitably related to Francis (and his good pal Kevin) Bacon by no more than six degrees.


    • We've Had Quite a Run

      We've Had Quite a Run

      from $20.00

      The Last of the Real Small Farmers stays put as the city encroaches. Eventually he will not even have to drive to get to the Super Target.

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