When compelled by extraordinary cash payments, we have been known to write and illustrate books on commission. Celebrate the antics of a child or the birthday of a nephew. Bring to light the most loathsome flaws of your enemy. We have created books to be a groom’s gift to his bride, a mother’s gift to the father of her children, a son’s 60th birthday gift to his father, and a nice lady’s gift to her sister on her wedding day.
Prices vary widely depending on length, the demands of our schedule, and whether or not you possess persuasive blackmail material. But if you are flush with expendable cash or are an influential mogul whose gratitude we covet, write us an email to discuss your idea.
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