Widely known as the father of our nation, here George Washington is celebrated for some of his lesser-known accomplishments. These include: running bare naked through the streets of Chestertown, Maryland, drinking three pitchers of National Bohemian in one sitting, and getting together with other of our nation’s fathers to dance in lycra tights outside a savings bank. Also a 2008 calendar.

Click here to get a copy, or here to subscribe.