In which you do not get to hear about the parrot/pirate, Robbi succeeds at math, and Matthew makes way too much macaroni.   

In which Matthew is twice overwhelmed and Robbi shows little sympathy.  

In which you do not get to hear about the parrot/pirate, Robbi succeeds at math, and Matthew makes way too much macaroni.   

In which we decide a bold new approach to the Daily Minute but Robbi doesn’t get the memo and so our experiment fails and then something falls over and we are distracted and then the minute ends.  

In which Robbi’s eleventh-hour intervention denies you rare access to the glory of bare-chested Matthew.  

In which Matthew is sweaty and needs your help.  

In which Matthew is silent and deferential, providing Robbi a golden opportunity that she immediately squanders.  

In which Matthew has a moment of self-awareness, tries (with earnest intent) to change his ways, but quickly reverts to the norm in shocking-yet-sadly-predictable fashion.