“I’m gonna karate chop the f#^* outta that apple.”
Cheryl
on 7.15.11 at 11:09 am
“…and that’s last time anyone makes fun of my monkey pajamas!”
Alison
on 7.15.11 at 12:29 pm
Maybe if I look really cute, they won’t notice the mess I made in the other room.
Kate
on 7.15.11 at 3:15 pm
I heard a worm in your apple is bad, but… It sure tastes good!
hemajang
on 7.15.11 at 6:54 pm
“Dressed up like a mil-lion dollar trooper, trying hard to look like Gary Cooper…Super Kat-oh”
(Putting on the Ritz)
beth
on 7.15.11 at 9:58 pm
don’t make me hurt you!
Kristin
on 7.16.11 at 1:12 am
“Whatchu talkin’ about, Alden?”
Clare
on 7.16.11 at 12:24 pm
“0hhhhhh…..why I oughta!”
Erin O
on 7.16.11 at 2:41 pm
Iiiggy, you got some ‘splainin to doooo!
Caption's Anonymous
on 7.16.11 at 7:47 pm
He looks as if he’s doing a sleight of hand magic trick or juggling:
“..nothing up my sleeve…”
caddy
on 7.17.11 at 10:54 pm
“la revolucion bolivariana vivira!”
he kind of resembles hugo chavez makin’ a passionate speech;)
Courtney
on 7.18.11 at 12:32 am
Yo buddy…. Back away from the apple!!! Don’t make me open a can o’ whoop a$$ on you! Yeah… that’s what I thought. Nobody’s taking an apple away from my sister. Here you go Alden.
Hmmm… I dunno, mom, the emperor’s new cocktail shaker seems a little light somehow…
rory
on 7.18.11 at 3:52 pm
for anyone who watches Archer:
“Do you want ants? Because that’s how you get ants!”
Mark Cheshire
on 7.21.11 at 11:07 am
Dad, I’ve had enough of your tired William Tell routine.
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“This apple’s OK, but where’s the ice cream?”
Mmmmmmmmm, I’m sorry. The answer we were looking for was Czar Nicholas II. That’s Nicholas the second. Better luck next time.
“I’m gonna karate chop the f#^* outta that apple.”
“…and that’s last time anyone makes fun of my monkey pajamas!”
Maybe if I look really cute, they won’t notice the mess I made in the other room.
I heard a worm in your apple is bad, but… It sure tastes good!
“Dressed up like a mil-lion dollar trooper, trying hard to look like Gary Cooper…Super Kat-oh”
(Putting on the Ritz)
don’t make me hurt you!
“Whatchu talkin’ about, Alden?”
“0hhhhhh…..why I oughta!”
Iiiggy, you got some ‘splainin to doooo!
He looks as if he’s doing a sleight of hand magic trick or juggling:
“..nothing up my sleeve…”
“la revolucion bolivariana vivira!”
he kind of resembles hugo chavez makin’ a passionate speech;)
Yo buddy…. Back away from the apple!!! Don’t make me open a can o’ whoop a$$ on you! Yeah… that’s what I thought. Nobody’s taking an apple away from my sister. Here you go Alden.
Hmmm… I dunno, mom, the emperor’s new cocktail shaker seems a little light somehow…
for anyone who watches Archer:
“Do you want ants? Because that’s how you get ants!”
Dad, I’ve had enough of your tired William Tell routine.