If we learned something this week, it’s that you people who bid on auctions are not fond of super heroes. Poor Captain A-OK fetched a mere $20, and only because my mother felt sorry for us.

I was cheered when Robbi showed me her drawing for this week’s auction, Trek of the Cross-Eyed Camel.

First off, it features a camel. You people love camels, right? It also contains two pyramids. You like pyramids. I like pyramids. I mean, who doesn’t like pyramids? And look at all that sand! Sand as far as the eye can see! Message to Mom: you can take this week off. We’re going to have to fend all the bidders off with a stick.

Don’t make me look like a sucker in front of my mother, people. Bid now. Christmas is right around the corner.