from Magnum, P.I.:
and Richard Simmons:
Where’d [s]he learn those moves???
p.s. Magnum’s mustache rubbed off after about 20 minutes and Richard’s sweatband broke in half after 25 (and multiple struggles to put it back on after being willfully removed). Given that the mustache was done in washable marker (why didn’t I just use the Sharpie?) and the sweatband was hastily sewn from the remaining pieces of sock from which the armbands were cut, I give myself a costume designer’s pass. At least there were no breasts exposed in my wardrobe malfunctions.
