Those of you who know me will perhaps suggest a thousand reasons why August is, in fact, cooler than I am. Feel free to add your thoughts on this matter as a comment to this post. But the number one reason why I could never (and will never try) to best him in a contest of who is most hip and happening has to do with his footwear.

Let’s take a closer look at that, shall we?

Oh yes, the boy is sporting R2D2 shoes, courtesy friends Eric and Paola (thank you, friends Eric and Paola).

August looks good and he knows it. The question is, what can I possibly do to keep his ego in check?

This move seems to work:

It is if the boy has a steel rod running through his core.

I was contemplating the mechanics of August’s abdominal control when Robbi dug into the vault and found this shot of Alden from way back.

It seems the “stiff as a board” method of ego deflation dates back to my early days of fatherhood, as does the core strength of my children, and as does, apparently, my double chin.