The following video is revealing on a number of fronts, demonstrating on one had that Alden possesses some sort of maternal instinct (notice how she rescues the helpless baby from the mosh pit) but also a dance style that bears a troubling resemblance to her father’s.

As the video starts, look for the small, curly-headed person in the rainbow-striped shirt. The one with the ill moves. My pride and joy. My legacy.

This kid is never going to get asked to the prom. Just like her father.