In the process of updating robbib5.sg-host.com, Robbi discovered a plugin that allows the site to automatically detect when it is being viewed from a smartphone. Those of you who have been hitherto unable (or unwilling) to read the blog in the micro-sized version of your portable browser will now be able to enjoy automatically re-scaled type and photos. The best part about this? You don’t have to do a thing. There’s nothing to install or activate. Just tune your smartphone’s browser to www.robbib5.sg-host.com and spend the next 14 hours catching up.

Note: Those of you who still tote dumbphones are just as mired in darkness as you were before. Don’t blame us for your existential crisis.

I feel compelled to share a photo with you now. I don’t have any photos of my phone, but one morning in Alden’s early years, I did once witness an existential crisis under way.