Hello everyone! Yes, in spite of the fact that we are off the grid in the Alaskan wilderness, we know that we could not leave you without Matthew Draws for two weeks in a row. Because we did not want to return to an inbox full of rabid complaints, Matthew warmed up his pen a week in advance to put these babies together. And I tell you, I think there must be a bit of me in Matthew—the pressure of the deadline gave him a keen eye and a steady hand. This might be his best execution yet.

This isn’t to say, of course, that any of these folks are actually identifiable. Just that when you hear who they are, you’ll say, “Oh, okay, I kinda see it.”

Do your worst: