It’s high time we returned to everyone’s favorite guessing game. That’s right, version IV of Matthew Draws is ready to delight you. Here’s the hitch. I usually do my drawings and send them to Robbi, who sets up the survey and posts it. I have been struggling for the last half hour to figure out how to add images to the survey–to no avail. Here’s the other thing, Robbi is the brains in this outfit. Without her, we would have no website, our books would look awful, and we would never pay our taxes.
I considered posting the Matthew Draws IV survey with just questions and no images, just to be funny. But then I realized that I would be the only one laughing. And would I even laugh? I decided that I would not. And therefore, you will have to settle for the lowbrow version of Matthew Draws. I’m sorry to disappoint you before we’ve even gotten started.
I’ll post the images and you post your guesses in a comment. The upside of this approach? You will be publicly admired for your correct responses! The downside? You will be publicly castigated for your foolish ones. Those of you who refuse to actually guess and instead submit witty wrong guesses will be able to display your cleverness for all to appreciate. What’s not to like?
Please respond so that I can avoid the wrath of Robbi. I’m sure I’m missing something simple in the survey interface. And I’m sure I’ll hear all about it when she gets back.
There is no one here to do a drumroll (Iggy is unwilling), and so here we go.
#1) Who is this special person?
#2) And this! Who could this be?
#3) Surely you can’t figure out who this is.
4) And rounding out the quartet, who is this?
5) Since Robbi always adds a bonus question, so will I (see above item about avoiding wrath). If #3 and #4 had a baby, who would it be?
I eagerly await your guesses.
1)Michael Jackson
2)Humphrey Bogart
3)Princess Diana
4)Michael Moore
Bonus:Pinocchio
1. Michael Jackson
2. Humphrey Bogart
3. Princess Di
4. Michael Moore
5. Princess Mi
1. Michael Jackson
2. Phantom of the Opera mixed with The Lone Ranger
3. Queen Elizabeth
4. Michael Moore
Bonus: our friend Scott Ellis
1. Katie Couric
2. Humphrey Bogart
3. Princess Di
4. Michael Moore
Bonus: Seth Rogen
P.S. I will concede that Michael Jackson is the better choice but since these were what I came up with before seeing all these answers, I’ll stay with Katie. (BTW, Robbi kept the answers out of sight. Uh-oh, does that mean you’re in trouble?)
1. Michael Jackson
2. Gene Kelly
3. Princess Diana
4. Michael Moore
Bonus: Dinty Moore mascot
Yes, I had failed to anticipate the problem of other people’s answers showing up as one attempts to enter his own. This is yet another reason why Robbi is in charge of anything important and why I doggedly subscribe to the mantra of, “Robbi is always right.”
I’m breaking the Michael Jackson mold and thinking #1 is Marcia Cross.
2: John Wayne?
3: Queen Elizabeth
4: sticking with the popular kids (having now felt the ostracism on my first answer) and saying Michael Moore.
1. Michael Jackson
2. Frank Sinatra
3. Princess Di if she were to get a bunch of tattoos
4. Michael Moore
1. Michael Jackson
2. Frank Sinatra
3. Queen Elizabeth
4. Michael Moore
Bonus: John Cleese
Okay, I wrote my answers down, then looked at others…I’ll write my answers with {after comments}
1.I should know this one {damn, I thought for sure it was a woman…now looking back it could be the king of pop…but who’s to say?}
2.Yet another one that will come to me in the middle of the night, ruining a some-what good night’s sleep. {I think the majority is right, but I thought fer sure the name Cagney was in there somewhere}
3.Princess Di, sorry Princess of the People.
4.Damn, it’s that guy who writes those films, you know – I saw that movie about Bush – Mike something? {I was right!}
5.Little Prince Blanket Mike Something {or Scott Ellis}
Is anyone still reading this?
1. MJ
2. Ronald Reagan
3. Princess Diana
4. Michael Moore!