I know you all have been waiting. It’s a doozy. Since things got so easy last time, I decided to spice things up for Matthew (and you) and wow. It’s so spicy that he apparently went blind.
He’ll post the answers next week. I will give him $1000 if anyone guesses the two women right.
You know the game. Go to it.
And I will give Robbi $1,000 if anyone guesses EITHER ONE of the women correctly. My self esteem right now…it is low.
I have to admit – this one (or these four) was (were) a challenge for me.
I’m only pretty sure about [THIS READER GUESS REMOVED TO ENSURE THE PURITY AND SANCTITY OF THE SUBSEQUENT READER GUESSING EXPERIENCE], but am probably wrong about her, too.
Sarah, Sarah, Sarah,
While we appreciate your participating in Matthew Draws VI, we cannot condone your recklessly peppering your comments with specific names that might unduly sway the guesses of or otherwise taint the pleasure of your fellow participants. Your comment has been censored and you have been officially placed on Commenter Probation, a term not to expire until the passage of 60 days without further infraction.
Thanks,
The Management
Did my guesses take? I want to make sure, because I think I guessed that —– woman correctly as well.
Easiest, most clearly illustrated and impossibly elegant contest to date. I am confident that I got 4/4 correct. Your skills are skyrocketing, Matthew. Kudos.
Chris: Gosh, I hope you’re right. I could really use $1,000. Or is this flattery some strategy on your part, trying to be named winner by filling my head with grandiosity. I see through your ploy. Here this, there are no winners of Matthew Draws. Just a loser. And that would be me.
Matthew
I realized what I had done after I pressed the submit button. I feel duly chastized. I think I better stay away from such participations in the future altogether.
Sarah – you realize that whether you want to participate or not, you are on Commenter Probation. If you had read the fine print in our “Official Rules and Guidelines” handbook, you would know that Commenter Probation extends to all contests, drawings, and giveaways as well.
That being said, we all know Matthew is best when he’s kept down. He has no real recourse if you continue to participate. His threats are (as always) totally empty. Live a little. Comment away. Keep participating, just to spite him.
He actually tried to divorce me years ago, but I keep showing up every morning for breakfast, and he can’t seem to do anything about it.
Clare –
Yes, it looks like we got your responses. Let it be known that you have not earned Matthew or me any money, and we don’t appreciate it.