The brave new world in which Matthew Draws is a biweekly occurrence officially enters its third week. Here, for you, are four awful drawings of four innocent celebrities, the identities of to which will be revealed this coming Friday, and not one day later.

I must confess to have been having a bad drawing day. These drawings are even more shameful than usual. Especially the first, which bears so little resemblance to the person it is attempting to represent that I will, upon my word, send a free archival print of any past Matthew Draws portrait to the person who correctly guesses her identity.

No more from me. I have done quite enough. Onward with the guessing.