Hello everyone! Today’s the day you’ve all been waiting for!! Okay, not all of you, but at least Don and Peter and Veronica. And that’s at least half of all of you (Amy, Clare and Jenifer, I’m not sure whether you’ve been waiting for it or not).

Anyhoo – Matthew Draws is back!! What’s amazing is that the last time we did this it was early 2013. That’s terrible. But, I have to say, Matthew must have been doing some clandestine drawing between now and then, because you’ll see that his skills have improved, though only marginally.

As a reminder, I’d like you to look at where he started:

There’s the small-thumbed wig-man:

(Find out who he actually is HERE)

And the broad-chested starlet with terrifying teeth:

For proof that she’s actually a starlet and not an advertisement for dental surgery, see HERE.

And of course, one of my favorite dreamboats, Mr. Chin:

No, he’s not chinese. Nor is his chin in any way a particularly distinctive feature in real life. HERE he is, apologies to him.

And that Mr. Chin is not to be confused with THIS Mr. Chin:

who is also not chinese and also has a totally normal-sized chin. See who he REALLY is HERE.

You might think this is all fun and games, but lordy how did these people suffer! It seems the trend is the better-looking someone is, the more ruthlessly Matthew manhandles them. Perhaps there is something freudian going on.

Well, at any rate, that was all just the build-up to today’s big event: Matthew Draws XVII. I’d be interested to hear if you also think Matthew’s done some improving in the absence of Matthew Draws. At least no one here looks like they’ve recently been in a car accident.

ONWARDS! LOS!
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