It’s Matthew Draws 24! Give it your best shot!
Um, seriously. Good luck with this one. I think Matthew went into a trance and, well, went blind? Broke both of his hands? I don’t know. Something terrible happened.
I applaud your for your willingness to partake in this monumentally pointless task. Heroes, all. Check back next Friday for the answers. Brace yourselves for disappointment.




If I keep guessing Christopher Walken, eventually I’ll get one right.
I put parentheticals in almost all our answers, which is maybe cheating, but there are no prizes, so that makes it okay.
Caroline – the prize is if Matthew ever draws Christopher Walken, allowing Greg to get one right for once. So, one prize. One rare, elusive prize.
Wait…THERE’S NO PRIZE?!?!!?! WHAT ARE WE DOING THIS FOR???? (Seriously, after 24 Matthew Draws with no 4-way winner, there has got to be a prize, like an Idiot’s Book based on the life story of the winner.)
Wow, Matthew. I guess this is the part of your artistic progress where you “take two steps back…” ;)
Greg: One day, I promise to reward your consistency.
Caroline: Don’t you count the confirmation of my drawing awfulness as a kind of prize?
Peter: I’ve tried biography once. It was called Unattractive and Inadequate. It was autobiography.
Natasha: Only two? You’re so much nicer than Robbi.
This week’s Matthew Draws did have an end-of-“Flowers for Algernon” quality to it.