Lately, Alden has been angling for bunk beds, galvanized by fond memories of a sleepover with her best friend Garcia this past summer in Williamstown.

While bunk beds are in the long-term plan, we have to wait until August is old enough to share the bottom bunk with Kato. Their 8′ x 8′ bedroom is simply too small for both bunk bed and crib.

Does this ironclad logic sway Alden? Not even a little. In fact, she is waging a subtle campaign, dropping hints of the virtues of bunk beds, conspicuous object lessons for me to find around the house.

Ah, Monkey and Monkey, resting so happily together, bunk bed style. Doesn’t that look nice, Papa? Doesn’t that look fun, Papa? Wouldn’t you be a much better papa if you got us bunk beds now, Papa?

The dawn of manipulation is here. I’m going to have to up my game.