In an effort to mask spam content (I guess) I get lots of spam with a link and then lots of gibberish that is constructed out of other bits of not entirely nonsensical sentences. This most recent one had me chuckling:

President Obama said Saturday he is about to follow through on a promise to freeze some government spending for five years — “even on programs I care deeply about” — in an effort to restrain a budget deficit likely to hit $1.5 trillion in 2011.

“If you wish,” I answered as demurely as I could.

Oh would that our entire nation were so genteel.