Yesterday we received a mysterious package in the mail.

Well, the package itself wasn’t mysterious. It just looked like a regular Priority Mail envelope.

But once Matthew opened it, the mystery became evident.

You see, there was an envelope inside.

In fact, there were two envelopes inside. Envelope #1:

with the very specific instructions “OPEN THIS ONE FIRST” (in case you don’t care to take the time to read it for yourself).

And then, Envelope #2:

with the equally specific instructions “DO NOT OPEN UNTIL INSTRUCTED.”

Matthew, overcome by curiosity, started to rip into the envelopes.

WTH?!?! CAN’T YOU READ???

It was clear Matthew was not taking any of this very seriously. I have banned him from touching the envelopes. And because the best way to punish an impatient person is to make them wait, we will not be opening either of them until tomorrow. We will keep you posted.