Because you are our true friends and loyal fans (or assorted members of our families who feel compelled by bonds of blood to read this blog), we are certain that you woke this morning and went directly to Slate.com to read about us, as we suggested last week that you would be able to do. Alas, Slate.com, like the Northern Lights and Angelina Jolie, is a mysterious force that refuses to be pinned down. We have been told that a brisk analysis of the Idiots will rear its head on Slate sometime this week, but we are not at present certain of the timing.
We will let you know as soon as the hour arrives. Feel free to eat, shower, and tend to your garden in the mean time.
