I realize I haven’t filled you in on much of the running around we did, oh, say, last month. Here’s the run-down:

We went to Tulsa, where Alden met her new best friend, Emily.

The mutual adoration was sickening.

Everyone got sick, but Emily, it turns out, is quite handy with the medical equipment. She diagnosed us all with “snot.” Quite accurate, I would say.

Matthew did not neglect an opportunity to jump.

Duke lost (no photos, just tragedy not suitable for publication). Basketball was over. Kato and I headed out to the West Coast.

Kato had his first taste of the Pacific (or the sand semi-adjacent to the Pacific, anyway).

We went to Napa to meet up with our dearest and hitherto unknown commenter Clare (hi Clare!). She and her husband Doug are vintners (among other things) and shared some of their wine and wisdom with us on a fascinating tour of the winery cooperative.

Kato hung with Clare.

It was all fun and pleasant and good until Clare insulted Kato by calling him a baby.

Forgiveness was slow in coming. Doug had to step in and mend fences by distracting Kato with water sports.

He reluctantly agreed to pose for the group photo, but only if Clare would agree to keep her mouth shut.

After Napa, we did the Bob Behr Torture Tour of San Francisco. First stop, the Cable Car Museum, via the Powell Street Cable Car. It’s free, and it’s actually really interesting. You can see the gigantic pulleys that keep the cables moving under the city 24/7.

Next stop, Sam Wo’s, a divey chinese “restaurant” in Chinatown, famous for crazily cheap food and badgery waitresses. Bob speaks fondly of both pretty much any time San Francisco, chinese food or badgers come up.

As you can see, these people don’t screw around.

We then headed to Ghirardelli Square for an ice cream.

Kato quickly became the poster boy for all things Ghirardelli by running around like a maniac with chocolate ice cream all over his face.

Then there was the long walk down the piers to the Embarcadero, with a stop at the Musée Mécanique at Fisherman’s Wharf. This place is unbelievably cool. They have all kinds of arcade games, dating back to the 19th century. All still in working condition, all playable for 50 cents or less. There were some amazing amazing pieces.

Of course, I couldn’t resist having my fortune told by “Grandmother.”

The news could not have been better:

She had me up until that part about me being fastidious. Have you seen my desk lately? Anyway, I’ll take what I can get. If anyone has plans for a world tour for me, do tell.

Even though we were on the West Coast, we couldn’t resist the old Baltimore favorite “snowballs” from the awesomely turquoise Skylite snowball cart.

It was a grand, grand trip. A grand couple of trips. As much fun as it was to see friends, meet friends, hang with family, eat good food, eat more good food, and be generally on vacation, it’s also nice to settle back into life in the barn. Now that spring has sprung, the windows are open, and we are kicking into high creative gear. There’s nothing like a good trip to re-ignite the idiot fires.

Oh, and did I mention the drag show?

Yeah, I guess I forgot. Which is strange, considering how memorable the ladies were.

You know which ladies I’m talking about.