This thing, while arguably cute, sweet, endearing, and so on…
Plows through this every few days…
What is to become of us? The problem seems only to be getting worse.
Yesterday he discovered bananas and strawberries, eating three of the former and eight of the latter with surprising ease and astonishing speed.
I’m embarrassed to admit it, but I think he learned it watching me.
Ohhhhhhh….just you wait…
(Good thing he is so precious.)
Then level up to real banana pieces.
Allison:
No, you don’t understand, he ate three REAL, ENTIRE bananas yesterday and eight REAL, ENTIRE strawberries. He’s a monster, a savage, a destroyer of all things decent and holy.
Matthew
Enter him in a burrito eating contest. Maybe you’ll win some cash.