I was talking to a friend of mine yesterday who has a little boy about two months older than Alden. That puts him at just over two-and-a-half. Apparently, over the weekend, he turned to his mother and said, with great earnestness, “Mommy, I love your butt, but I don’t want to marry your face.” When pressed for explanation, he only laughed.

Further editorial being entirely unnecessary, I leave you with your thoughts.