Priceless?

by | Oct 16, 2012 | August, Kids, Life | 4 comments

One pleasant, smiling baby:

One gallon of olive oil (previously full):

One awful, oily baby:

One roll of paper towels:

Priceless? not so much.

Who knew such tiny hands could be so strong?

4 Comments

  1. Don on 10.16.12 at 7:30 am

    I’ll give you $50 for him, AND I’ll replace your olive oil.

  2. Matthew on 10.16.12 at 8:16 am

    Don: I’m intrigued by your offer (in particular, the free olive oil), but I’m afraid I need a bit more detail on what you plan to DO with the baby.

  3. Don on 10.16.12 at 8:54 am

    I was thinking of loving him and raising him, as a parent would, since I don’t have any children of my own. But I haven’t really thought through the specifics of how I might do that, to be honest. If you’d rather, I could sell him to the circus, but I don’t feel that that would be fulfilling to any of us.

    I’ll even throw in some high quality balsamic vinegar.

  4. Clare on 10.17.12 at 11:42 am

    “Pure” olive oil?

    Maybe August is just discerning. Spring for the extra virgin stuff and see what happens.