Today people from states across our great nation will cast their vote for the candidate of their choosing. Will it be Mitt? Will it be Rick? Will it be Newt? The tension! The uncertainty! People, this is what it means to be an American. How do you take an already perfect day of hard-hitting political intrigue and make it even better?
By not having to choose, of course.
Here’s the candidate du jour, combining the best aspects of Santorum, Romney, and Gingrich.
If this fellow isn’t to your liking, perhaps you’d enjoy giving our automated president-building thingy a spin.
