Hello all. I’m writing to announce a rare opportunity (never to be repeated) to be our 100th “follower” on Twitter. Some people live their whole lives and never get such a shot at distinction. In addition to untold fame and the admiration of your peers, you will, as a follower, be tweeted the text of our Daily Affirmations for Realists every morning at 11:30, accompanied by a link that will allow you to admire the accompanying illustration.
Our humble army hovers at a tantalizing 99. Start following Idiots’Books now, and have something to brag about to your grandkids while sipping lemonade on the back porch many decades hence. Unless you are already a grandparent and happen to be hanging out with your grandkids today. In which case, have at it! Though, it isn’t exactly lemonade season, I guess.
And we have a winner. Twitterer @freefallon claims the dubious distinction of being our 100th follower. Still, take heart to know that #101 is up for grabs.
You people are so easy. Don’t fall for this transparent marketing ploy. Maintain your integrity! Fight the good fight! Be a luddite! Live in a cave!
Too late, Robbi. We’re up to 102! But think how impressive it would be to be #103! In the throes of my Twitter frenzy, I am offering tall stacks of imaginary money to anyone who signs up.