The Solution, Part 1

by | Jul 20, 2012 | Life | 8 comments

Referencing the aforementioned problem of my post-tundra shag, here is the solution I came up with.

I don’t know what to call it, but I’m awfully fond of the results.

Although, it seems like something might be missing. Something like the LA-chic sunglasses sent my way by writer friend Joshua Wolf Shenk.

These shades provide a certain swagger, a certain confidence, which, when combined with the new too-cool-to-have-a-name facial hair configuration make me, basically, capable of jumping over anything.

Not sure whether to stop here or keep going. Suggestions are welcome.

8 Comments

  1. Robbi on 7.20.12 at 12:25 pm

    OH MY GOD KEEP GOING PLEASE.
    IT’S HORRIFYING TO SEE THAT JUST SITTING ACROSS THE ROOM FROM ME, LIKE IT’S NO BIG DEAL.
    I vote divorce.

  2. Steve on 7.20.12 at 12:35 pm

    Keep it, you can walk around town in a jewel encrusted jacket and the glasses saying “Thank You, Thank you very much” to people.

  3. Jessica on 7.20.12 at 1:37 pm

    Hipster

  4. Don on 7.20.12 at 1:51 pm

    KEEP IT. Forever.

  5. Faith on 7.20.12 at 2:21 pm

    I’m with Robbi…..keep going! There are already too many hipsters in Ctown!!

  6. Clare on 7.20.12 at 9:52 pm

    OMG…

  7. Marcy Ramsey on 7.21.12 at 8:57 am

    I had a boyfriend like that once back in the seventies

  8. Karl on 7.22.12 at 12:26 am

    I will just say, from past experience, you might want to stop while your ahead, and using subtraction, document all possible ‘looks’ while you shave that puppy away. Hint, end with a soul patch, not an Adolf. The same guy that says, “Yeah brother!”, has nothing you want with exception to a great escape plan.