… is the sort of place that on a cold Sunday in late January you can hop on your tricycle:

and head on over to the park with your peeps:

Where you can do some ice skating at the rink:

Or chase your dog around until your pants fall down:

Or watch the local circus act:

When it’s all over, you can hitch a ride home with your local excavator:

Or, not to pass up on an opportunity to please your dog, head home on foot, and make sure to stop at the neighbor’s mailbox and grab a dog treat:

This is the kind of town we live in. It’s not such a bad sort of place.