And here you are folks, the final photos of Robbi’s lovely locks before they are rudely banished from her head (in fact, as I post, the deed is likely done).

Notice how happy she is to have this long hair. Does she really look like a woman who needs or wants a new do?

Why, you ask, would she ever part with it?

I cannot say. I’m just one man. I got one vote, just like you.

Thanks to that critical mass of you who kept her from going full pixie.

Secretly, I’ve always wanted a gal with a mullet.