For a long time now, Robbi and I have been doing our best to expose the seedy underbelly of the procreation game, publishing books and creating baby garb that exposes the lesser-known shortcomings of the small, noisy pests that waddle underfoot in so many of our homes.
We just received this photo from friends and subscribers Scott and Margot. Here is their son Toby, proudly donning his Idiots’Books “I Suck” onesie.
What I cannot tell is whether Toby objects to the characterization or whether he is merely affirming it with blatant wretchedness. Ultimately, I’m not sure it matters.
Should you be interested in reminding some small child you know just how little you esteem him or her, we would be happy to provide you with a onesie of your own.
Or, if you want (or need) to spend a few minutes in open lament of your own ongoing baby situation, we offer a free and therapeutic flash-based version of our infant expose The Baby is Disappointing.
It’s like a support group in book form, a paper-based shoulder to cry on.
