There are some great things about road trips.

Seeing new sights:

Bonding over ice cream sandwiches with new friends:

Going cruising with old friends:

But for every up, there must be a down.

For example, sleeping five to a dorm room:

Or worse, being forced to sleep in the closet while everyone else lives it up in the “main room”:

Or even worse, going to the Museum of Science only to discover that you are at the very bottom of the growth chart (in blue and red):

But, perhaps all that is not nearly as bad as discovering that you, in fact, are not even on the growth chart:

Luckily, the only apparent solution is to eat more ice cream sandwiches.

Here’s to being back on the ups.