One of my favorite things to do while standing in line at the supermarket or sitting in the waiting room at the doctor’s office or hanging out with hipper trendier folks who keep up-to-date on the latest People Magazine is to flip through to the section about what star wears what outfit better. Invariably, I pick the person who gets a lower percentage. I like to attribute it to my eternal championing of the underdog, but actually I think I am unable to differentiate between “wearing an outfit well” and “putting on less makeup”.
So, in the spirit of competition, I am asking you to help me choose which of my wards wears it better. One of them will be the proud new owner of this awesome hat, but I can’t decide who. After all, I’ve made the competition exceedingly difficult by having neither of them wear makeup for the photo. And the competitors are:
Sorry, the link to the results here isn’t working. Try this, if you are dying to know what the standings are.
Vote away! Please note that Iggy, though she looks content enough to wear this outfit, was not terribly cooperative. If she wins, she will likely not be very gracious about receiving her prize.
I vote for Alden because, IMO, a necessary component to pulling off (absurd) fashion, is aplomb, and Alden is easily exhibiting that ( I mean she practically has her thumbs hooked in her pockets, Broadway stage style!), whereas Iggy looks peeved and uncomfortable.
FWIW, I think they are both more beautiful sans the elf hat, which perhaps Iggy, with her more advanced age, has figured out…
Iggy’s attitude is similar to Mo’Nique’s about getting awards.
This might be the only time in her entire life that Iggy is compared to Mo’Nique. Though they do share a certain je ne sais quois.