I took Kato to the doctor this morning and am pleased to report that he is following in his sister’s footsteps. That is, at the nine-month marker, he has stepped off the growth chart entirely. Medically speaking, at 15 lbs, he’s not even there. See how he is suffering.

Having seen Alden follow this course and survive infancy as a fierce, hearty, thriving child, Dr. Ramirez has decided not to worry. “It’s all genetics,” he told me reassuringly, before adding that it was, “probably Robbi’s fault.”

I love my very small children and am happy knowing that they will always be more comfortable than the average person when riding in airplanes or hiding under low beds.