The deed is done. I went to friend Brian’s Studio B in Sudlersville. He is the best. He did my hair for my wedding. I mean, he was invited to my wedding, and out of the niceness of his heart did everyone’s hair. Matthew’s hair never looked so good.
Thanks to you all (or, at least, 65 of you) it was decided: coming in first with 56.92% of the vote was the Girly Mullet. For those of you who are interested in the silver and the bronze (but who ever is, really), Sideways Bob came in second with 29.23% of the vote and Pixie came in third with 13.85% of the vote. Let the record show that I wanted Pixie and Matthew wanted Sideways Bob. I suppose you all are interested in compromise. Let the record also show that I did the best photoshopping job on Girly Mullet. Either you’re totally suggestible, or I subconsciously sabotaged my own first choice because I really wanted a mullet.
Anyway – I showed Brian the photo below (via About.com: Women’s Hairstyles) as reference, secretly hoping that my new ‘do would make my boobs look this good.
One of the first things he said is, “We’re going to have to do this so it doesn’t look like a mullet.”
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His words, not mine. I agreed, but a little sadly. It’s not every day you get to blame other people for your mullet. He knows I’m a low-hair-maintenance sort of person, so he emphatically stated that I will need to TOWEL DRY my hair, then APPLY PRODUCT that is either a CREAM or a PASTE and maybe says DETANGLER on it. Otherwise, my head will look like a Q-tip. I guess I will have to go find a product now, so if anyone has any suggestions of something I can purchase in a lowbrow town like Chestertown, please feel free to suggest away in the comments.
And now, the grand unveiling:
The question is: Does my head look like a Q-tip?
The answer: Not yet!
The other question is: Do my boobs look great?
The answer: Hell yeah!
Nice work, Brian! Thanks, everyone who voted!
If I had realized earlier that shorter hair = bigger boobs, I might have had a better attitude about this whole process. Thanks, Brian!
Beautiful, Robbi! And I bet it feels great.
It has been a long time since I’ve had shorter hair but I distinctly remember it as rather liberating. I suppose things have changed though, because I definitely don’t remember the bigger boobs benefit. Do you need a special coupon for that?
Dude, you’d look gorgeous in a buzz cut, I swear.
This looks wonderful!
Aw shucks.
And it DOES feel great. My head is at least 12 pounds lighter. And I just towel dried my hair this morning and put some goop in it and I was done in less than 30 seconds. And no Q-tip. Woot!