Or should it be, Who Wears it Better? Deux! ?
Well, I know how you guys love a good poll. At least 62 of you voted in the last one (and can you believe it? It was an even 50/50 split! That never happens in People Magazine!). This time around, it’s less about who looks better, and more about who doesn’t look worse. You might recall Matthew’s post about Alden’s remarkable pants on theBarnstorming. Well, I have also acquired a pair of remarkable pants which have the added delight of being pink plaid. Maybe I’m biased, but I think my pants might be more remarkable than Alden’s. And, in my defense (and before you vote) I’d like to note that at least her pants are black, which I’m told is “slimming”. I also tried to pull off the “I’m totally comfortable in these pants, I don’t even notice that they’re ridiculous” but I have to say, Alden is really embracing it. Again, in my defense, the girl has no sense, and 34 years of experience tells me that no matter how you wear something ridiculous, it’s still ridiculous. She just doesn’t even know what ridiculous means.
So – please consider all of this, and PLACE YOUR VOTES!
You can check on poll results HERE if you’ve already voted.
And, now that you’ve voted, I think I have to give you the real comparison shots, the ones that make us look really bad. It’s the wide-angle close-up that ruins many a budding modeling career:
HORRIFYING.
Granted, both pairs of pants and their wearers, are remarkable. But given that Robbi has managed to stuff two humans into hers, and accessorize said feat with a very gracious smile, I think it’s only fair to give her the vote.
Thank you, Clare, for the vote of confidence. Though I was lagging from the start, it seems your comment has swayed subsequent voters to get on my side. Once Tarzan is born, though, I guess I’ll have to stop wearing remarkable pants, since I obviously can’t successfully pull them off by myself.
I voted for you too, Robbi! Brava, girl.
Thank you, Jenifer. Though it looks like your confidence in my confidence is misplaced. As it stands, it’s a 59/41 split. That child can’t already be outdoing me! I haven’t got a chance!